Reader Submission! Thanks lookatthemoon!
Wait, what? The guy is actually using those stupid handles meant for the rider but no one ever uses. They always put their arms around the driver. Always. And he is a guy. A guy! What guy would fail to take the opportunity to put his arms around a woman. An attractive woman! Then again she has some muscle.
Oh god. I bet he wears woman’s panties under those shorts. And not in a good way. She told him to wear them.